A Flemm Blog

Guys. We've all used public toilets. We all know about the 'break' (for lack of a better term) in the front of the toilet seat. Problem is, most of you don't seem to understand it. Allow me to explain:

The break in the seat is NOT there so you can stand in front of the toilet and take your best shot at not hitting the seat.

The break in the seat IS there so when you sit down 'you' don't hit that part of the seat and pass-on/contract any diseases etc.

So, to all of you degenerates who try to piss through the seat (and you know who you are): STOP!! Every time you do this, you fail. So, you must change your behaviour in one of three ways:

1. Use the urinal like the rest of us
2. Lift the seat if you are incapable of (1)
3. Sit down, because you are no man.