So. Brandon, Mike, Sam, Tom, and I went to Fairview Mall on the 22nd. I tried my damnedest to shop with B-dog, and took pictures while I did it. Sorry for the delay, but here yo go:
The first thing we saw coming out of aroma torture (The Bay) was this Santa village place with a giant christmas tree. Odd thing was that the Tree had a tunnel through it... One of the kids on Santa's lap was crying tears of joy. Actually.
Brandon tried to go into Sunrise Records (I think), to buy something for his brother, but you could barely get into the store it was so packed with people. The line would have taken us at least 30 minutes to wait through.
Brandon eventually found something he wanted to buy at the WalMart Electronics centre, and this is a photo of him waiting in line to purchase it. it turned out that 2 of the people in front of him were waiting in line without actually wanting to buy anything ... they left the line shortly after he joined it. At the checkout, the overweight, miserable, archetypal WalMart employee asked Brandon if he needed a gift receipt. I tried to explain to the guy that Brandon doesn't need a gift receipt, but the person he gives it to might. He didn't understand.
So some marketing guys were sitting around a desk asking each other: "How could we explain that these gifts are full of beauty? How could we make sure that everyone understands? I know!" The funny thing is that they didn't spell 'full' properly. the lack of the second 'l' means that, subconsciously, these guys probably knew that the word 'beautiful' exists.
The world's teeny-tiniest sex doll
The Bay had a true woman downstairs. Sadly, you could not buy her.
What is this advertisement trying to sell?So there were 8 million people in the mall, and not one of them had any idea what they wanted to buy.
December 26, 2008 6:04 PM
Haha, you make me laugh.
I'm watching "What Not to Wear.." the girl wears a tail.. tell Brandon